Funny Words of Wisdom
Motherhood: Powered by love. Fueled by coffee. Sustained by wine.
I love cleaning up messes I didn’t make. That’s why I became a mom.
Behind every mom is a full basket of dirty laundry.
Mother: noun. 1. One person who does the world of twenty. For free. (See also: masochist, loony, saint)
I love all my children equally. Except for the one that sleeps. I love that one more.
Becoming a mother makes you realize you can do almost anything with one hand.
My hairdo is called, “I have kids.”
If a woman speaks and no one listens, her name is probably Mom.
Good moms let you lick the beaters. Great moms turn them off first.
My mom doesn’t just enjoy guilt trips. She runs the travel agency.
May your coffee be strong and your nap time long.
Cleaning house with the kids at home is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.
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